Why my Dog is Better than a Husband

Rocky is a fabulous dog, but as I was laying down to nap, I realized he would make a great husband - here is why:

He likes to spoon in bed.
He greets me with kisses whenever I come home.
He has gorgeous eyes and a charming smile.
He thinks I'm the greatest thing in the world.
He loves my cooking.
Even if I don't cook it first.
He has fabulous hair.
He always cheers me up when I'm blue.
He makes me laugh.
He will protect his family from all threats, real and imagined.
He likes dogs.
He doesn't smoke.
He never insults me.
When I'm a bitch, he thinks that is appropriate.
He loves to exercise.
He lets me lead when we dance.
He never takes the remote control.
He can lick his own damn penis.

The only down side is he has a hairy back - and I can live with that.