I have spent the majority of the weekend on the computer trying to teach myself how to use PowerPoint, Outlook and the finer points of Excel. I have been taking typing tests where the instructor suggests I take up long hand.
When I took a break and answered the phone my ex brother-in law was on it. There was nothing I wanted to do less than talk to someone related to the pedophile. Seriously - I would rather have a gynological exam. Or my belly button pierced.
I'm wishing I had more Vodka and Cranberry juice, but it is probably good that I don't.
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What type of job are you looking for?
ReplyDeleteSo, um, did you hang up on him?
One that doesn't involve sails and does involve a livable income.
ReplyDeleteNo - and regretting it.