I want to write witty and cohesive posts about the things that are occurring in my life. Unfortunately, I am barely awake when I update, much less witty. Tonight, however, I have a full glass of wine, no kids, and a clean house. Perhaps witty will follow?
Why is my house clean? Because we had a showing today. I was up until 11:00 p.m. shaving Maggie fur off the furniture and carpeting. (This will soon be your life, Christine.) I had to board the dogs since they were scheduled to come during the day and I had to work. Thing about boarding the dogs is that they need to have the bordatella (sp?) vaccine. Rocky didn't. So he had to have that done. This showing cost me $62 in dog expenses. And the people didn't even take a flyer.
Why don't I have any kids tonight? Because my mom (who hit a milestone this week in her weight loss) took them for the night. I finally told my mother about becoming a realtor. She didn't call me an idiot or a dumbass. She is either off her game - or her joy at being thinner is seeping into her personal relationships. She did tell me I would suck as a salesperson though.
So with no kids and a clean house, why am I drinking at home, alone, on a Friday night? Good question. I keep thinking I want to date. But I am scared that I might bring another predator into my kids lives. Not worth it. I have been told I have issues. So there is that and the small fact that no one has asked me out. I miss playing pool in bars and drinking beer from a tap. I think I need to find a gay male friend that needs a beard.
Okay - I obviously didn't hit witty. Is it at least somewhat cohesive?
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Uh, perhaps another glass of wine would help?
ReplyDeleteBTW, that will not be my life. Willa sleeps with the sheep. She won't be coming in the house. That's rule #1 with livestock guardians otherwise they want to stay inside the nice cozy house instead of out there protecting sheep. Go figure.
Hmm - I wish someone would tell Maggie she is supposed to want to stay inside. She won't even greet me until she has proven she is on duty. As soon as I come home she runs the perimeter barking the whole time.
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